This is Holly.
Holly is the most lovely and magical person on the planet.
I mean, just look at her!
Holly always makes sure everyone around her is happy, healthy and living their best life.
Having a bad week? Don’t be surprised if you find some fresh baked cookies on your desk.
Just got a risky new haircut? Holly will LOVE it and complement you until you blush and feel confident and stunning.
Up for a big promotion? Holly will be your biggest cheerleader and will tell everyone how fantastic you are.
Surely, such a specimen of human perfection deserves to be celebrated every minute of every day, right?
And even more so on her birthday of all days… right??
Well, today is Holly’s birthday.
And Lori forgot.
Lori is just the worst.
I laughed so hard, I cried. But that’s not too surprising, since I was already crying over the fact that Lori forgot about me. Even after I featured her as the badass Ripley on the Aliens poster for the holiday party, where only a handful of people were selected to be highlighted.
Lori! You ARE the worst.
Love,
Your Mother
You are my hero.
I love every single thing about all of this.
Seriously.the.best.. is it bad that i refer to her as Lori the Worst in casual conversation?
You’re not the first and you certainly won’t be the last.