I think we can all agree that the holidays bring out The Worst in all of us. And in that sense, Lori truly embodies the spirit of the season. 
Her days are filled with the most wholesome of Christmas activities like getting hammered in a basement bar, making Snoop Dog ornaments and shopping for bacon and Ball Pythons.  And while she may prefer to send her kids off to hang out with a creepy guy who pulls a trailer full of guns with an El Camino rather than a creepy guy who pulls a sleigh full of gifts with reindeer, at least she doesn’t force them to sit on his lap and tell him their secrets. 
So if you too have forgotten to get a few important gifts and somehow managed to piss off your entire family, then join me in sharing Lori’s traditional holiday greeting… “Merry fuckin’ whatever….”